I hold no hard feelings, and now I won't have to censor myself. This will be less of an editorial cartoon thing and more of a regular cartoon thing.
In celebration, I present to you some of the cartoons that the news department wouldn't let me post--not because they didn't think they were good, but because we didn't want letterbombs sent to us.

These vans are driving around Calgary now, and they just make me want to throw up my lunch and eat it again. The picture in this cartoon is modeled after the one I first saw on these vans, but there's a new one now where the fetus is being held in someone's hand. Imagine if that was the first job of a future hand model. I wonder if he'll put that on his resume...

I checked, and the plural is not fetii. Now I can relax about the grammar and focus on what a twisted individual I am.

I think they might have been rejected because they're all about fetuses. Fetuses can be funny.

Fetuses are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI use them all the time in my classes.
Oh wait. I TEACH them all the time in my classes.
They're still hilarious.